So, there I was a few years back, just minding my own business when someone came up and asked me what the heck I was doing.
Turns out the response “Tossing birds at pigs” apparently generates more questions than it answers. It certainly drew an expression similar to one you’d see while having a conversation at an insane asylum.
You know, if you were the crazy inmate. (laughs maniacally)
Well, time heals all psychosis, and now EVERYONE knows about one of the most popular games of all time, Angry Birds!
I've played more than a few versions myself, and NOW we have an amazing deal on the PC version of the software.
This version is still dripping with awesomeness and it's one of my favorites.
Over 240 levels of birds taking out their frustrations on a group of troublesome piggies.
A must have!
This is another one of my favorites. After all, what kind of geek doesn't like things that happen in space?
And besides, you haven't lived until you've tossed a bird around an asteroid. Over 200 levels of interstellar ornithological bliss.
This is yet another fantastic variation, this time 200 levels based on seasons. From destroying pigs in Santa hats to taking cracking those Easter eggs, it's all covered.
I just love lobbing those bomb birds into the pumpkins...
Playtime is best measured in days, not hours!
To tell you the truth, I’ve already spent far more time, umm, “testing” these games than I care to admit. However, you can rest assured that survival of the birds eggs is no longer in question, at least on my PC!
Now, if you’ve played Angry Birds on your phone, you know that slingshot tactics can be a bit dicey with that touchscreen.
Every now and then an errant slip of the index finger sends a bird careening off into the sky or straight into the ground.
And darn it, you needed that bird.
After all, nothing worse than a bunch of pigs laughing at your failures.
The PC version is better.
You’ll find your mouse helps considerably in both aiming and launching those little feathered missiles. In fact, I’ve been chalking up 3 star performances - accompanied by considerable cheering from my fellow avian bacon slayers - with surprisingly regularity.
Plus, your computer screen is larger then your phone or tablet - and it turns out that bigger really is better when it comes to smokin' da ham.
Oh, and if you happen to be one of the dozen or so people who have never tried this little gem, you are in for a TREAT from the moment you install it. In fact, I’d highly recommend doing said installation on the front end of several hours of free time.
You’ll need it.
Once you start, it’ll be hours, possibly even days, before you want to come up for air. Those darn little pigs are certainly more ingenious than I ever gave them credit for.
You’ll love how realistic physics and gravity combine to help you lob those vexed little birds towards those horrible little pigs. You’ll soon grow to love the little war cry they make as your blast them from your slingshot - and of course the subsequent successful smashing of wood, rocks, and even space stations as they land!
Find out for yourself why everyone loves Angry Birds!
In fact, if I could recommend ONE game to someone who was looking for something easy to learn, fun, but still challenging, Angry Birds would be the first one my list.
Plus, we have it at an UNBELIEVABLE price!
Look what everyone else is getting for the three pack (and it really is worth it)
Are you ready for your price?
Get the three pack for just $19.97!
Plus, it’s in stock and ready to ship!
PS - Seriously, you gotta treat yourself to this one. Give it a try - I HIGHLY recommend it and I KNOW you’ll enjoy it as much as I do.
PPS - Note that we have a VERY special price on this and a VERY limited quantity. Don’t limit your enjoyment of pigs to ham and bacon - this takes it to the next level!
INCLUDES All 3 Angry Birds - Classic, Space & Seasons!
The survival of the Angry Birds is at stake. Dish out revenge on the green pigs who stole the Birds' eggs. Use the unique powers of the Angry Birds to lay waste to the pigs' confounding constructions. Angry Birds features challenging, physics-based demolition gameplay with hours and hours of replay value. Each of the 240+ levels requires logic, skill, and brute force to crush the enemy.
Angry Birds - The survival of the Angry Birds is at stake. Dish out revenge on the green pigs who stole the Birds' eggs. Use the unique powers of the Angry Birds to lay waste to the pigs' confounding constructions. Angry Birds features challenging, physics-based demolition gameplay with hours and hours of replay value. Each of the 240+ levels requires logic, skill, and brute force to crush the enemy.
Angry Birds Space - from floating through space to using the gravity of nearby planets to set up spectacular trick shots, Angry Birds Space takes the gameplay that fans already know and love to a totally new level. With brand new birds, brand new superpowers, and a whole galaxy to explore, the sky is no longer the limit!
Angry Birds Seasons is a special edition of Angry Birds that takes the furious fowl through the world’s celebrations! Enjoy Christmas, Halloween, Valentine’s Day, St. Patrick’s Day, Moon Festival and other great holidays with the Angry Birds! The latest update is Ham'o'ween, which takes the birds on a spooky Halloween adventure.
- Windows XP SP2/Vista/7
- 512MB RAM
- 1.0 GHz CPU
- 150MB Hard Drive