Not The Sharpest Knife In The Drawer?
Ah, Not To Worry!
Check Out This Amazing New Knife Sharpener!
Sharpen Knives AND Scissors Easier Than Ever Before!
It'll Never Rust Either!!!
Oh, And Just Wait Till You See The Deal!!
WOW!! Just $4.97 !!
Hey, no one likes a dull knife - or a dull pair of scissors for that matter! If you don't want your knives and scissors the victim of some silly "not the sharpest knife in the drawer" jokes, then you gotta take a gander at what we have for you today!
It's the Carbide Knife Sharpener and this baby really works! Makes it super-simple to sharpen pretty much any pair of scissors or any kind of knife! Grab those dull old scissors out of your drawer and give 'em new life! Sharpen you steak knives, pocket knives, kitchen blades, or even your Klingon Batlif - this can do it all!
Just swipe the blade through the slot a few times - that's it! So easy, even my dog could do it - well, if he had thumbs and access to cutlery! Seriously, in less than 30 seconds your knives and scissors will be so incredibly sharp that the pack of new razor blades in your drawer is going to be jealous!
You'll be amazed at how easily your newly sharpened scissors and knives glide though paper, packaging, steak, fruit, even your fingers!
Oh, and get this - since it's carbide - this baby's NEVER gonna rust! It's dishwasher safe too!!
Your cost for "The Sharpener That Could Change Your Life"? (OK, I made that up) Just $4.97 and US Shipping is FREE on any order over $5!
You'd be crazier than an outhouse rat to miss this one!!!
PS - Come on now - for $4.97 don't you know of at least a couple knives in your house right now that need some love before the price heads up to $8.97.
Sharpen your knives and scissors with the greatest of ease! The Carbide Knife and Scissor Sharpener provides a small and convenient way to sharpen those blades.
- Loop for key ring
- Sharpens knives and scissors
- Small and convenient to use